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StarRoadWarrior Administrator
Number of posts : 3628 Age : 34
| Subject: corny jokes Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:31 pm | |
| This topic is for anyone and everyone who loves corny jokes!! Post them here and let us hear your best corny joke!!!
here is the first one
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky!! | |
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Forsaken Lament 44 Administrator
Number of posts : 2293 Age : 37
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:29 pm | |
| oh god this is awful...i'm going to sound like an idiot saying these jokes..especially cause the only one's i know are 'your mama' jokes...lol
like, 'your mama's so big he belt is the equator...' god that's horrible...lol | |
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StarRoadWarrior Administrator
Number of posts : 3628 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:40 pm | |
| haha its a joke so it counts
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday....the rest are weakdays!! | |
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SilensCaelum Moderator
Number of posts : 616 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:25 am | |
| Lol Jody,
What has four wheels, no wings, and flies?
A garbage truck! | |
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firegremlin
Number of posts : 2244 Age : 29
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:44 am | |
| what do you call a sheep on a trampoline? a woolly jumper!
~firegremlin~ | |
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BrightScales Pug & Yoshi Fan!
Number of posts : 1775 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:48 pm | |
| what do cows do in their pass time?? the go to the moooooovies!! | |
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firegremlin
Number of posts : 2244 Age : 29
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:13 pm | |
| - pugsly1000 wrote:
- what do cows do in their pass time?? the go to the moooooovies!!
or listen to mooooosic! ~firegremlin~ | |
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SmashedBrother Administrator
Number of posts : 2107 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:53 am | |
| LOL! Great thread Jody and I love the jokes guys!
Here are some of mine -
Q: What do you call a box filled with bombs?
A: A boombox Q: How do Jedi knights count?
A: Obi Wan, Obi Two, Obi Three... Q: What do you call the ghost of an elephant?
A: An Elephantom Q: Where do Jedi knights get their cars?
A: Toyoda
Q: What do cowboys like with their pancakes?
A: Maple Stirrup
Q: What does Yoda become after Darth Sidious eats him? A: Yoda will be insidious | |
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StarRoadWarrior Administrator
Number of posts : 3628 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:29 pm | |
| a history joke i know how the cold war was ended. many years ago the leaders of USA and Russia met up for a challeng. the challeng was that each nation would breed a dog that would be able to beat the other dog. they each had 5 years to train the dog to be the best it could be. the russian's plain was to breed a Great Dane with a wild wolf to give it the fighting skills and to be a tall dog also. for 5 years the russian trained it every day and late night. the diet was made up high protein to build up muscle for this "SUPER" dog. just for extra help they also added steroids. finaly 5 years later russia had the meanest, biggest, strongest, dog that the world had ever seen . they had to keep this "monster in a pen that had 3 inches of solid steel and was 10 feet tall for it to fit inside. then the day came for the 2 nations to meet with there fighting dogs. the deal was that the dog's nationl that lost had to give up all of its bomb and other weapons to the winnning nation. the russian's let there 8 foot tall super dog out and the united states had a 12 foot long..................... Dachshund! every one laughed at how short it was but america knew what they were doing. the "super" dog started running as fast as he could to bite this small dog. he jumped in the air to land on the wiener dog. but then the wiener dog opened his mouth and ate the "super" dog in one bite! the russians were shocked at what had just happened the leader of russia walked over to the americans to award them. he said to them " i cant understand how you did it. for 5 years we did our best to train the biggest baddest dog and u beat us with that small dog what is your secret?" the americans said " simple for 5 years we had our best scientist make an alligator look like a WIENER DOG!" | |
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firegremlin
Number of posts : 2244 Age : 29
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:41 pm | |
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StarRoadWarrior Administrator
Number of posts : 3628 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:42 pm | |
| what do u call a cow laying down?
ground beef | |
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firegremlin
Number of posts : 2244 Age : 29
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:14 am | |
| what do you call a deer with no eyes? no idea! what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? still no idea! ~firegremlin~ | |
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SilensCaelum Moderator
Number of posts : 616 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:22 pm | |
| A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."
The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear." | |
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StarRoadWarrior Administrator
Number of posts : 3628 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:51 pm | |
| what does cats and dogs have in common?
the s | |
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firegremlin
Number of posts : 2244 Age : 29
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:06 pm | |
| what do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail?
A small medium at large! ~firegremlin~
Last edited by firegremlin on Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:10 am; edited 1 time in total | |
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SmashedBrother Administrator
Number of posts : 2107 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:34 pm | |
| - firegremlin wrote:
- what do you call a psychic madget who just escaped from jail?
A small medium at large! ~firegremlin~ Do you mean psychic midget | |
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firegremlin
Number of posts : 2244 Age : 29
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StarRoadWarrior Administrator
Number of posts : 3628 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:52 pm | |
| OLDEST JOKE IN THE WORLD!!!!
why did the chicken cross the road???????????
because he wanted to duuuuuuuu | |
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SmashedBrother Administrator
Number of posts : 2107 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:26 pm | |
| - Jody2089geno wrote:
- OLDEST JOKE IN THE WORLD!!!!
why did the chicken cross the road???????????
because he wanted to duuuuuuuu Why did the Canary cross the road? Because it wanted to prove it wasn't chicken | |
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firegremlin
Number of posts : 2244 Age : 29
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:45 pm | |
| why did the turkey cross the road? because it was the chickens day off
why did the dinosaur cross the road? because chickens werent invented then
why did the chewing gum cross the road? because it was stuck to the chickens foot
why did the elephant cross the road? because the chicken was stuck to its foot ~firegremlin~ | |
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StarRoadWarrior Administrator
Number of posts : 3628 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Sun Sep 28, 2008 12:06 am | |
| how do u kill a blue elephant? shoot it with blue elephant gun
how do u kill a pink elephant? paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun | |
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BrightScales Pug & Yoshi Fan!
Number of posts : 1775 Age : 28
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:12 pm | |
| - Jody2089geno wrote:
- how do u kill a blue elephant?
shoot it with blue elephant gun
how do u kill a pink elephant? paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun i dont get it.. | |
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StarRoadWarrior Administrator
Number of posts : 3628 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:59 am | |
| - pugsly1000 wrote:
- Jody2089geno wrote:
- how do u kill a blue elephant?
shoot it with blue elephant gun
how do u kill a pink elephant? paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun i dont get it.. dont worry i did not understand it too | |
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firegremlin
Number of posts : 2244 Age : 29
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:40 pm | |
| - Jody2089geno wrote:
- pugsly1000 wrote:
- Jody2089geno wrote:
- how do u kill a blue elephant?
shoot it with blue elephant gun
how do u kill a pink elephant? paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun i dont get it.. dont worry i did not understand it too Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.'' ~firegremlin~ | |
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StarRoadWarrior Administrator
Number of posts : 3628 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: corny jokes Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:11 pm | |
| what do ghost put on ice cream?
whipped scream | |
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