Corrupt a Wish

I've you been on other forums, I'm sure you all probably know how this kind of game goes. Basically, someone posts a 'wish' and your job is to make the wish being granted funny and then make their own wish and the next person responds to it. Sound simple enough?

Example:
"I wish I had a pool full of Jell-O..." - Person A
"Alright, fine, but unfortunately, it's just the mix for it and when you jump in, you fall down, cracking your skull against the pool's bottom.

I wish that I could predict the outcome of any bet..." - Person B

And so it goes on.
I wish that it wasn't so cold during the winter months...

I'm sorry but I can't influence mother nature to change her wondrous winter ways. So All I can give you is a tattered old jacket and a dirty old scarf I found beneath a dumpster.

I wish I could instantly understand math, that way I wouldn't worry about failing every exam..

well i would give you my knowledge of math but that would involve a brain transplant and right now im just not in the mood for it

i wish that i would not procrastinate as much

Congratulations, you've been drafted into creating the world's first cold fusion generator! Unfortunately, you can kiss your social life bye-bye due to the necessary time it'll require to invest on...but you will be rich.

I wish I had the powers of a god...

I'm sorry, but I'm into the idea of sharing my powers with lesser beings - maybe next week

I wish I suddenly find a big bag of money on the ground

congratulation you received a bag of money that totaled 1 million dollars but after further investigation the money turns out to be money from the board game monopoly


i wish i was not sick right now

Congratulations! You are no longer sick! After all there are no diseases in heaven, which (hopefully) is where you went after you died from your sickness

I wish I had a new TV

Congratulations on your new TV...erm, it's not supposed to smoke like that just after you plug it in, right?

I wish that some better games for the Wii would come out already.

Congatulations! The wii has better games! Too bad they weren't released.

I wish that I was the best game designer in the world....

Granted, but you waste your talent making games based on movies that no one likes.

I wish I had this whole week off from school.

Congratulations! What you're going to do with it, since that hurricane wiped your house & belongings away, I don't know, but have fun!

I wish....umm....to be the strongest person in the world (has it's advantages)

Granted, you enroll in weightlifting events and manage to win a Mr. Universe competition, even! Well, maybe you would have, had you not taken all of those anabolic steroids...

I wish that it just be summer all the time.

Everlong wrote:

Granted, you enroll in weightlifting events and manage to win a Mr. Universe competition, even! Well, maybe you would have, had you not taken all of those anabolic steroids...

I wish that it just be summer all the time.

Welcome to the Sahara!!!!

I wish that Obama would retire......

Granted, Obama is no longer president because our Government has been overthrown by a bunch of 'Tree Huggers'. Now we must all be vegetarians, and we have to live the 'organic' way.

I wish I had the ability to move things with my mind!

Limited but granted! you now have the ability to move things with your mind via wii remote!

I wish I could turn invisible

Your wish is my command Pugsly. You are now invisible, but you have absolutely no control over this power. So unfortunately, you will be invisible forever. Sorry, but you're basically non-existent.


I wish I could travel the world.

Granted Master! You have been drafted into the military, and will now see many interesting places, along with interesting people, under very, very interesting circumstances

"May you live in interesting times"
~Old Chinese Curse.

I wish that all the negative consequences of this wish would affect.....Firegremlin.....

Why not?

Granted, but when firegremlin gets to the afterlife, he's showered with all sorts of rewards and other good things. You, unfortunately, for wishing this upon him, now must deal with your own share of it: twofold.

I wish that I could become king of the world.

Everlong wrote:

Granted, but when firegremlin gets to the afterlife, he's showered with all sorts of rewards and other good things. You, unfortunately, for wishing this upon him, now must deal with your own share of it: twofold.

I wish that I could become king of the world.

Congratulations! You are king of the world....now if only that title actually meant something...

I wish that I had all the powers of all video game characters to use at will! (AT WILL - No unintentional self-destrusts!)

Oh come on! Can nobody corrupt that wish?!

Ok, here's a different one - I wish that you all would declare me your supreme ruler.

(Now can you corrupt it?)

The Burning Soul wrote:

Congratulations, you've become the supreme ruler!

Roy: Cory, how do we find out how long this piece of string is?

Cory: Quick, get SmashedBrother, the supreme ruler off of my desk.

(Had I seen the wish before, I could easily have corrupted it, wish for it again next time and I'll show you)

I wish I was naturally gifted at all things and could do anything anyone asked of me.

Congratulations! You are now unnaturally given extreme natural talent, and now not only CAN do anything and everything anyone asks of you, but you HAVE to do anything and everything anyone asks of you

For Roy,

I wish......To have all the powers of all thevideo game characters to use at will (once again, AT WILL. No accidently self-destructs, and I can not use or take advantage of a power if I wish.)

P.S. I don't get the joke above

SmashedBrother wrote:

The Burning Soul wrote:

Congratulations, you've become the supreme ruler!

Roy: Cory, how do we find out how long this piece of string is?

Cory: Quick, get SmashedBrother, the supreme ruler off of my desk.

(Had I seen the wish before, I could easily have corrupted it, wish for it again next time and I'll show you)

I wish I was naturally gifted at all things and could do anything anyone asked of me.

P.S. I don't get the joke above

>_> he's playing on the two meanings of ruler. Roy is impying that you are, in fact, a ruler as in for measuring things in maths nuot the other meaning. crazy ol' Americans don't undestand humour if it hits them in the face